The Wrong Halloween //
“Santa let Dumbo take the reins of the sleigh in 1979, with Pinocchio acting as interim elf, on his float in the Very Merry Christmas Parade. Of course the jolly old man is there himself, and Winnie-the-Pooh and Mickey Mouse make an appearance of the stuffed variety.”
This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved
Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.
Fucking science, man.
the bermuda triangle
by ocean farts
Hah. Ocean farts.